DiseaseIllness

I’ve found a cool apartment! Okay
okay…so it’s not perfect. Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well
I can’t afford a more expensive place
so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of “Raid?”

I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy
can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I’ll help you pick it out! Well
it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess I’d better call the truck rental places. What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

While I’m on the phone I’ll call the utility and phone companies. Yes
I know I haven’t used your services before. No
I don’t have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you people have a license to steal?

Daddy
I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well
how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!

Boy
this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good enough. I don’t need a table; I’ll just use this box.

Renters Insurance? I don’t think so! What do I have to insure?

Just got my first phone call! I’d love to come to your party! Daddy
I need a car. Because it’s too far to walk to work
that’s why. Umm
Daddy…there’s car insurance too! Thanks
Dad…you’re the best! And gas? I didn’t think so…

Time for dinner. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh
No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!

Uhhh
Mom?